New Blog

May 8, 2009 at 2:48 am (Anime, Final Fantasy xiii, Food, Movie, Ninjas, Pirates, Random, Superheroes, Technology, TV, Uncategorized, Video Games)

I’ve moved my blog over to Here so if you’ve enjoyed my previous posts, head over there for all my new stuff!

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Tim Burton <3 Johnny Depp for sure

October 9, 2008 at 1:10 pm (Movie, Pirates, Random, TV) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

So there are some big rumors flying around about the 4th Pirates of the Caribbean movie which might have it’s own trilogy. I hope they don’t push for the trilogy personally because that will probably lead to forcing out another 3 Pirates movies without trying to make them good. But this might not be the case if one of the rumors is true. Supposedly Gore Verbinski (the guy who directed the first 3 Pirates movies if you didn’t know) is returning to direct this movie but there’s whisperings about Tim Burton maybe taking over as director. If this is true, then Burton and Depp are going to be spending a lot of time together since Johnny Depp is playing the Mad Hatter (like I mentioned here) in Burton’s Alice in Wonderland movie. Seriously I always knew they had a thing for each other lol 😉 .

Anyway, Burton would probably do a good job with the Pirates movies especially since they’re supposed to be focusing on the past (at least that’s what I’ve heard) when Captain Jack and Barbossa were looking for the Fountain of Youth. I think it’s very plausible that this is what the 4th movie is going to be about because another one of the rumors is that Geoffrey Rush has signed on for the 4th movie as well. I do think it would be a better idea for Orlando and Keira to return in this movie seeing as how Will Turner is now immortal and Elizabeth isn’t. They could even make it a few years after the end of the last movie so Will’s son could be older and go looking for Jack’s help or something. But currently I’ve heard no rumors talking about Keira or Orlando returning so that probably isn’t going to happen.

Captain Jack’s brother (when did he ever mention having a brother and where was he in the last movie when all the pirates faced off?) is also rumored to show up in this movie. From what I’ve heard, it’s either going to be Sacha Baron Cohen or Russell Brand (you know that crazy guy with the biggest white guy fro I’ve ever seen that scared people at the MTV award show lol). Sacha’s played in a movie with Johnny Depp before (he was Pirelli in Sweeney Todd which I still need to see!) but I haven’t really seen anything of either comedian’s work. I do think it would be good to have someone with a sense of humor playing Jack’s brother though 😀 . That’s all for the current rumors though.

Don’t miss The Office episode called “Business Ethics” tonight at 9 on NBC and don’t click here unless you want to read a summary of the plot. Also check out this very cool Nightmare Before Christmas theme for Firefox that I just downloaded today. It’s a very cool theme for Halloween.

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Johnny Depp must really like hats….

October 6, 2008 at 12:31 am (Movie, Pirates, Random) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

This is so very disturbing....

This is so very disturbing....

Well he must have to love hats and weird hair since he’s been through a lot of both in his movies. First you have Pirates, in which he has the weird braids and he wears an amazing pirate hat. Then you have Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where he wears the big purple top hat. Even as a cartoon Johnny Depp has an insane batch of emo bangs that constantly poke out in the Corpse Bride. He’s got the weird skunk hair in Sweeney Todd (and he was ya know the demon barber) and finally he’s going to be the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s new Alice in Wonderland.

This Alice in Wonderland will be live action with an unknown actress named Mia Wasikowska playing Alice. There’s some pictures here of Alice and she looks like she’s on a boat; which I’m sure has fans freaking out since I’ve heard this part isn’t in the book. I wouldn’t be too worried if I was a fan of the book though, seeing as how Tim Burton is slightly insane an amazing director and Johnny Depp always acts good in his films (yet more proof of their love for each other lol). I’m looking forward to it since it seems like it will be a lot more interesting than the cartoon version. I hope it’s full of a good deal of insanity (let’s just hope there’s no more cross-dressing Johnny Depp) seeing as how you’re adding up both Alice in Wonderland (greatest stoner dream of all time) and Tim Burton. Anyway it’s due to release on March 5, 2010 in the US.

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Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day!

September 19, 2008 at 11:24 am (Pirates, Random) (, , , )

`Tis National talk like a swashbuckler tide. Aye! I`ll be pretty busy today gettin’ ready t’ go aft t’ school. Thar might be a post later once I be done wi’ everythin’. Enjoy this nifty Gentleman o’ fortune Translator until then 😀 . Enjoy the pics as well!

This is a funny shirt I found at Pirates Cove. I also found this really cool sign there.

For all of you dirty Pirates out there, here’s Soapy Jones’ Locker. Get yours for only $9.49 lol 😀 .

That’s it for now I’ll hopefully post later 😀 .

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Disney is so “creative” sometimes

September 18, 2008 at 12:24 pm (Movie, Pirates, Random) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Disney is making an adventure movie set in space. Everyone is thinking it’s going to be a Tomorrowland/Space Mountain movie or a rip-off of Star Wars. Oh yeah and it’s starring The Rock. Now, Disney is of course denying any rumors that it’s based off of Space Mountain or any part of their park. But come on, what else could it be? They’ve already ripped off of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride (which was good because they actually got talented actors) and the Haunted Mansion ride (which was one of the stupidest movies I’ve seen). I’ve also heard rumors that Meet the Robinsons was supposed to be their version of Tomorrowland and that it was a good movie (seeing as how I still haven’t seen it I wouldn’t know….sad really). So maybe it will be “creative” but I’ll only say that if turns out to be good.

Personally I hope they don’t try and rip-off a whole section of their park into a movie because then when little kids run to Disney to see Tomorrowland, they’re going to be really confused. Both Pirates and the Haunted Mansion weren’t really like their ride counterparts and I’m sure some obnoxious little kids kept waiting for Jack Sparrow to pop up even though he never would. Personally, I was happy when I rode both the Haunted Mansion and Pirates rides and found out that neither of them had changed even after the movies were released. I was shocked that Disney didn’t try to mutate the original rides into something new (and if they try to do that to Space Mountain somebody is getting hurt). Disney had better realize that Pirates was only good because of the story, script, and actors they chose to play the parts (not just because people were nastalgic because that obviously didn’t help them with the horrendous Haunted Mansion movie). So hopefully they are telling the truth and they don’t just try to make some sappy space movie based off of their park with The Rock as some little kid’s “funny” dad that ends up saving the day. After all, they did make Wall-E really good with hardly any speaking roles, so they could do it again right?

P.S. after posting this picture, I’m having withdrawals from the ride 😦 .

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The PROOF the undeniable PROOF!

July 17, 2008 at 9:54 pm (Ninjas, Pirates, Random) ()

So here is any and all proof you need that pirates>>>>ninjas
Pirates vs. Ninjas
(The pirates are in blue and the ninjas are that flat red line…a ratio of 1:0.06 haha)

And of course if you would like to help me show other people of the awesomeness that is pirates, head over to jinx and buy me this shirt.
Pirates greater than Ninjas!
I mean I do like ninjas….but pirates are way cooler.

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